{"id":978,"date":"2012-07-05T19:01:45","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T18:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/?p=978"},"modified":"2012-07-05T19:02:55","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T18:02:55","slug":"978","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"ODE TO THE CRUM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to the Crum.<\/p>\n<p>Slamming doors, dirty floors,<\/p>\n<p>Screams at night, one off the twos, fucking screws,<\/p>\n<p>Stinking food, lock up now, slam those flaps,<\/p>\n<p>Thick stone walls, rusted bars<\/p>\n<p>Man I hate that Crum.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Seeing the governor, seeing the quack, seeing ghosts<\/p>\n<p>Big T\u2019s on the radio, visitor for 556, get your parcel,<\/p>\n<p>Down the tunnel, hanging cell, alarm bell,<\/p>\n<p>Stiff sheets, itchy blankets, bed packs, search team in,<\/p>\n<p>Man I hate that Crum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Three to a cell, locked all day, here is hell,<\/p>\n<p>Strip search here, strip search there, open the gate and just wait,<\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t sleep at night, can\u2019t stay awake all day,<\/p>\n<p>One hour walk, smell of stench, mystery parcels fly<\/p>\n<p>Man I hate that Crum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Greasy topped tea in plastic mugs, steel pressed trays, and slop as food<\/p>\n<p>Bumpered floors, padded cell,\u00a0 on remand , on the threes,<\/p>\n<p>On the Boards, thick stone walls, thick set grills, in the circle,<\/p>\n<p>Shouting, bawling, football in the yard,<\/p>\n<p>Man I hate that Crum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And now I\u2019m back, no more the noise, cells are empty<\/p>\n<p>Men all gone, so small and lonely, no screws to taunt,<\/p>\n<p>The quiet landings hold their memories, I stand still,<\/p>\n<p>The guide reels off his spin, no more the banter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Man I remember that Crum.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" ><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\"); var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_counters_lang=\"en_US\";var hupso_title_t=\"ODE TO THE CRUM\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to the Crum. Slamming doors, dirty floors, Screams at night, one off the twos, fucking screws, Stinking food, lock up now, slam those flaps, Thick stone walls, rusted bars Man I hate that Crum.<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" ><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\"); var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_counters_lang=\"en_US\";var hupso_title_t=\"ODE TO THE CRUM\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":981,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}