{"id":1687,"date":"2013-04-26T10:58:19","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T09:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2013-04-26T17:48:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T16:48:10","slug":"ask-my-mate-marty-if-i-am-a-liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/?p=1687","title":{"rendered":"Ask My Mate Marty If I&#8217;m A Liar."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/stanandollie1.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1689\" title=\"stanandollie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.longkeshinsideout.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/stanandollie1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ASK MY MATE MARTY IF I\u2019M A LIAR.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They have to be the funniest comedy duo since, Stan and Ollie.\u00a0\u00a0Peter and Marty were at their pompously belligerent best, as they farcically attempted to justify their ludicrous decision to retain the ugly eyesore H-Block and equally ugly Prison Hospital at Long Kesh, as tourist attractions in the interests of their sham peace and non existing reconciliation pact.<\/p>\n<p>Peter&#8212; red faced and with eyes bulging, nearly burst all his blood vessels in his\u00a0bumbling efforts to assure us all that, his new mate Marty and the IRA, don\u2019t really want the H Block and the hospital to become a memorial to the IRA hunger strikers.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Marty, \u00a0equally red faced and sweating, blustered and bleathered, without ever actually confirming Peters ludicrous statement.<br \/>\nIt was hilarious to witness the totally discredited leader of the totally discredited, Never, Never, Never, Grand Old Duke of Yorkers, defending the aspirations of the IRA, in the face of opposition from The innocent Victims of terrorism, the RUC, the Prison Service, the PUP, UVF\/RHC \u00a0Ex- Loyalist Prisoners and all the other Unionist Parties.<br \/>\nIt is therefore pretty obvious to everyone except the comically belligerent, Stan and Ollie that, if the remainder of Long Kesh \u00a0isn\u2019t bulldozed, then the only people participating in their farcical\u00a0 Sham-Peace and non- existing reconciliation centre, will be the Never, \u00a0Never, Never DUP and \u00a0the Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie, IRA.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Charlie Freel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" ><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Digg\",\"Reddit\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\"); var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_counters_lang=\"en_US\";var hupso_title_t=\"Ask My Mate Marty If I'm A Liar.\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ASK MY MATE MARTY IF I\u2019M A LIAR. 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